Cheese and Rice!

We like to play with and complain about food

About the show

Do you like your podcasts tasteless and stale? Join Jessica and Seth each week as they complain about food with guests both real and imagined.

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Episodes and Blog Entries

  • Episode 10: Welcome to Cheese and Rice

    Episode  |  August 17th, 2017  |  55 mins 5 secs
    boh, foh, fohlife, risotto

    Jessica and Seth drink Topo Chico and have a chat with their friend Emily about front of house life, risotto, boat rides, etc.

  • Episode 9: Where's the Olive Tapenade?

    Episode  |  July 25th, 2017  |  1 hr 3 mins

    Three's Company; four's an orgy. It's a Full House on this episode of Cheese and Rice as Jessica and Seth are visited by two amangels who eat cheese plate takeaway.

  • Episode 8: Aska and Ye Shall Receive

    Episode  |  July 13th, 2017  |  58 mins 26 secs
    aska, batman, knoxville, nyc

    Jessica visits Aska, in Brooklyn, and eats food that makes her cry. Seth yawns while he plays with his new synthesizer.

  • Episode 7: Jacques Pépin Debones a Human

    Episode  |  June 28th, 2017  |  55 mins 40 secs
    fudgepacking, gatlinburg, pepin

    Reunited after weeks apart, Seth and Jessica babble on a variety of topics. Otto Tuna joins us, and we definitely don't try to eat him.

  • Episode 6: Tasting Room

    Episode  |  June 23rd, 2017  |  23 mins 21 secs
    drunks, gatlinburg, moonshine, wagonwheel

    Seth visits a distillery in Gatlinburg, TN, and samples 19 different flavors of moonshine. We discuss public suicides, Russian mob hits, and the country band Sugarland.

  • Episode 5: Because You're a Woman

    Episode  |  June 14th, 2017  |  1 hr 14 mins
    blackrice, cheflife, comedy, food, popples

    Jessica and Dan talk shop. Seth learns that chefs are essentially raccoons. Johnny Rice Seed stops by, and he's the absolute worst

  • Episode 4: Dedicated to My Craft

    Episode  |  June 7th, 2017  |  42 mins 2 secs
    beer, knoxville, pretentious, staind

    Knoxville loses its baby teeth. We visit Will at Pretentious Beer Co to talk about brewing and what to expect when the brewery officially opens in a few months.

  • Episode 3: Toe Deep in Sheep

    Episode  |  May 31st, 2017  |  24 mins 49 secs
    food, humor, memorial day, pork, sheep

    Happy birthday, Jessica! We eat pork, drink fernet, and talk about slaughtering animals.

  • Episode 2: Where'd My Bacon Flap Go?

    Episode  |  May 24th, 2017  |  58 mins 43 secs
    allyoucaneat, crabs, food, humor, pork

    A transmission from the Intergalactic Federation of Biscuits. Big azz burgers. An orgasm of pork.

  • Episode 1: A Vessel for Cheese

    Episode  |  May 17th, 2017  |  43 mins 12 secs
    bambi, food, humor, rusk, seafood, toast

    We visit Bambi's mom, eat stale bread, and meet Otto Tuna for the first time